Bathroom Shenanigans

I have a friend. a friend named Steve. he needs his coffee. it's just what he needs. it keeps him regular. it keeps him fit. but every now and then. he has to take a massive loud stink ass echo chamber sounding gut wrenching shit that will make you. will make you fear for his well being. will make you fear for his well being. will make you fear for his well being. there's so much splashing, you'd think an elephant was peeing. I wonder if other people shit this way? that sound like they're shitting their bowels away? I worry about what he's ingesting. and the damage he did to his intestines. fucking weirdo I am thinking about his intestines. stand back, stand clear. he's heading for the bathroom, that you may not want to stand near. unless you want to be close enough to hear. the echo chamber sounds of a massive splatteree gospel goo ee shit. shit. plop. poop. somebody fetch a scoop. koo koo kachoo. let's face it. everybody poops.