[Verse 1] I’ll have a Zoom Christmas without you, I’ll be on mute just thinkin’ about you. Stockings and smiles in a twelve-person grid, Sayin’ “You’re frozen—oh wait—no, you’re good.” [chorus – Zoom Christmas] And when the frozen hellos start a-stallin’ That’s when the long goodbyes start a-callin’ You’ll be doin’ all right in a real Christmas room But I’ll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Zoom [Verse 2 – Meme Christmas] I’ll have a meme Christmas without you Reactin’ instead of sayin’ the truth A Santa in Crocs says “this is fine” Pinned to a feeling I won’t underline [Verse 3 – Meme Christmas] And when the group chat starts spinnin’ That’s when the meaning starts thinning You’ll be doin’ all right with a drink and some cheer But I’ll post a joke where I miss you, dear [chorus – Zoom Christmas] And when the frozen hellos start a-stallin’ That’s when the long goodbyes start a-callin’ You’ll be doin’ all right in a real Christmas room But I’ll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Zoom
