(Heavy drum beat on hollow log) (Ugh! Ugh!) THE CAVE-CHIEF RIDDLE Big Boss Chief mad. Want throw young hunters out of warm cave. Chief hold big club. Ask ultimate caveman riddle: "You like front-lumps? Or you like back-lumps?" THE PANIC Kiyoshi sweat. Brain freeze like winter. Kiyoshi secretly love front-lumps. But tell Chief: "Me love back-lumps!" Chief grunt: "Why? Tell truth or get hit with rock! No lazy answers!" THE EVOLUTION CHANT [Verse 1] Long time ago, grandpa walk on four legs. Crawl in dirt like lizard, chase the mammoth. What stay right in grandpa eye-holes? The back-lumps! Back-lumps original life source! [Verse 2] Then big change happen. Human stand up high. Walk on two legs like bear. Oh no! Back-lumps hide in back! Cannot see! Front look flat like rock. No fun for cave-eyes. [Chorus] So woman front grow big! Grow front-lumps to look like back-lumps! Front-lumps just copycat! Front-lumps just fake imitation! THE FINAL SHOUT "If give caveman fake shiny rock or real gold, caveman take gold! Front-lumps just trick for eyes! Me want original! ME CHOOSE BACK-LUMPS!" (Chief cry big tears. Chief drop club. Boys stay in cave. Uh!)
