“Oreo the Chaos Cat” Verse 1 I got a little kitty and his name is Oreo, Black as midnight, zooming fast, there he goes! Knocking pens and chasing dust, Acting like the couch belongs to us. He jumps on counters when nobody’s around, Then acts innocent when he’s finally found. Big green eyes and a tiny little meow, He’s probably planning mischief right now. Pre-Chorus Oh no, there goes my drink! Oreo doesn’t care what I think! Chorus Oreo, Oreo, king of the house, Sneaking through the kitchen like a tiny little mouse. Oreo, Oreo, what are you doing now? Climbing up the curtains and I don’t know how! Oreo, Oreo, fluffy little thief, Stealing all my blankets and causing me grief. But even when you’re driving me insane, I’d choose my crazy kitty all over again! Verse 2 At three A.M. he starts his daily race, Running marathon laps all over the place. Jumping on the bed like a furry tornado, Launching from the dresser like a cat-shaped potato. He attacks my shoelaces, battles with the wall, Loses to a cucumber and then blames us all. Takes a nap for six hours, stretched out like a king, Then wakes up demanding every single thing. Pre-Chorus Feed me now! That’s what he said, While smacking my face from the side of the bed. Chorus Oreo, Oreo, king of the house, Sneaking through the kitchen like a tiny little mouse. Oreo, Oreo, what are you doing now? Climbing up the curtains and I don’t know how! Oreo, Oreo, fluffy little thief, Stealing all my blankets and causing me grief. But even when you’re driving me insane, I’d choose my crazy kitty all over again! Bridge Meow, meow, meow, that’s his speech, If snacks are on the counter, they’re within his reach. Purr, purr, purr, then zoom away, He’s got important cat business every day! Final Chorus Oreo, Oreo, ruler of the land, Got the whole family wrapped around his paw-hand. Oreo, Oreo, naughty but sweet, The cutest little troublemaker you’ll ever meet! Oreo, Oreo, black cat superstar, Whether he’s sleeping or zooming afar. My goofy little shadow, my furry best bro, Life’s more fun because of Oreo! 🐈⬛❤️🎵
