[Verse 1] Gather round, are you having fun? It's almost over, it's just begun Don't overthink this, look in my eye Don't be scared, don't be shy spend some cash, Abstract's fine Get your fuckin’ flippers up Get up outta yo seats All eyes on me, all eyes on me [Interlude; spoken very slowly, introspectively] You want to hear a funny story? [crowd cheers] So, uh like 4 years ago I took over Pudgy Penguins because the penguins weren’t doing very good. The price was down and the community was in a really bad place. I thought; that people, everywhere, needed to appreciate these adorable, little penguins. So; we brought them to people. [pause] People everywhere. We made cute plushies and then we sold them. We sold them in Walmart. In Target. We sold them everywhere. And you know what? They did, the community did get better. So much better that in December of 24 I decided to drop a meme coin to the masses. [crowd cheers] People made so much money and .... and then I thought what if I bring the masses to Abstract. And then the funniest thing happened.....[silence] [Verse 2] Games aplenty, are you having fun? It's almost over, it's just begun Don't overthink this, look in my eye Streamers gamers we're all Bearish, Abstract's fine [Verse 3] You say Abstract's boring like I give a shit You say the whole world FUDs us, they already did Fudders gonna FUD it, Lord knows they'll try Got it? Good, now get inside We're goin' to go where all penguins knows all penguins knows, All penguins know We're goin' to go where everybody knows All penguins know Get your fuckin’ flippers up Get up outta yo seats All eyes on me, all eyes on me Get your fuckin’ hands up Get up outta ya seats All eyes on me, All eyes on me All eyes on me. All eyes on me. Yeah Heads down, pray for me Heads down now, pray for me Get your fuckin' hands up….[music stops] [silence] Get up. I said get the FUCK UP! [yelling quick pace]
