I am just an old man On my throne I sit You may say an outhouse But I don’t give a pifffft You can try to sell me On all the crap, you push But it don’t mean a tinkle When you’re out here in da bush! Paper roll! Paper roll Poison ivy all around Life becomes important When sticks cannot be found. You won’t give a rats ass What the other thinks You’ll become a real man When yer fingers stink. Come on here and sit a spell Let me tell it to you straight What the others doin When there’s no debate Fancy car and great big debt Really doesn’t hold If you’re in the bush here It’s about the paper roll Paper roll! Paper roll Poison ivy all around Life becomes important When sticks cannot be found. You won’t give a rats ass What the other thinks You’ll become a real man When yer fingers stink. Everything’s perspective son Stop chasing make believe Do you have some paper? The rest is fantasy Dont plan your life on no one Poison Ivy, kind of stings Cash and toilet paper Stops the stinky finger thing! Paper roll! Paper roll Poison ivy all around Life becomes important When sticks cannot be found. You won’t give a rats ass What the other thinks You’ll become a real man When yer fingers stink. (Go ahead n pull my finger) (Let me shake yer hand) (Hand me that roll) (Y’all come back now ya here!)
