That's Life! (v2)

[INTRO – Spoken, distorted / lo-fi mic] “Life’s a bitch and then you die so get help, get drunk or get high” [verse] All my life people have put me down All my life I’ve been messed around All my life I’ve been plagued by doubt Never quite knowing what it’s all about Now I’m older I look back and dream Of how much better it could all have been Could life so far have been better than it was? I sit back and say WHATEVER because… [chorus] That’s life! life’s a crock of shit! but there’s nothing you can do about it Life’s a bitch and then you die so get help, get drunk or get high Life sucks and that’s the truth my friend so give as good as you get before the end [verse] All my life I’ve been ruled by fear Resorting to living life beer by beer Temporary relief at the bottom of a glass At least as long as my money lasts Can’t go on living my life in this way Using alcohol to take the pain away Thinking back, where did my life go so wrong? Depression holding me down for so long but… [chorus] That’s life! life’s a crock of shit! but there’s nothing you can do about it Life’s a bitch and then you die so get help, get drunk or get high Life sucks and that’s the truth my friend so give as good as you get before the end