I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

[creaking stairs] [giggling, sucking sounds] Uh... Daddy? Oh shit, uh, hey son! How do I explain this.... I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus (kissing, kissing Santa Claus) Underneath the mistletoe last night He didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep He thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom, fast asleep Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus (tickle, tickle, Santa Claus) Underneath his beard so snowy white Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Mommy had only seen Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night I saw Daddy blowing Santa Claus (gawkgawk Santa Claus) Underneath the mistletoe last night he didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep he thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom, now he got me fucked up Then I saw Daddy gargle Santa Claus' eggnog (gawkgawk, Santa Claus) Daddy's beard so snowy white Oh, what a shock it would have been If mommy had only seen Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night