Oooo... It's Floating Again - A Mage Hand Song

[Verse 1] I think I’ve cast this spell before, A spectral hand, floating by the door. It grabs the loot, it pokes your face, This cantrip’s magic—it’s ace! [Pre-Chorus] You think it’s harmless, but it’s not. It’s got a mind, it’s taking the pot. Rogue’s tools in hand, It’s got the plan. Watch it go, oh no! [Refrain] Ooo... I use the Mage Hand again, It grabbed the crown, stole the gem. Oh Bard, you think I’m to blame, But it’s just a game. (Oh no no!) Ooo... I use Mage Hand again, It flipped the switch, pulled the pin. This spell’s my phantom right hand, I’m in command. [Verse 2] It stole a snack off the wizard’s tray, It held my drink, then floated away. It tipped the vase, oh, what a mess, Mage Hand’s chaos, I confess! [Pre-Chorus] It’s not my fault, it’s just so fun, The hand’s alive—it’s on the run! It’s got finesse, Leaves me impressed, Oops, there’s more, let’s go! [Refrain] Ooo... I use the Mage Hand again, It slapped the guard, stole the pen. Oh Fighter, don’t look at me, Blame the spell, you’ll see! (Oh no no!) Ooo... I use Mage Hand again, It pulled the rug, dropped the pan. This spell’s the best in my list, You can’t resist! [Bridge] [Spoken, like Britney’s Titanic interlude] Cleric: Wait, is that… is that my holy symbol? Wizard: Yeah… it’s, uh, in Mage Hand. Cleric: But… it’s floating away! Wizard: Yeah… I’m not stopping it. [Refrain] Ooo... I use the Mage Hand again, It grabbed the crown, stole the gem. Oh Bard, you think I’m to blame, But it’s just a game. (Oh no no!) Ooo... I use Mage Hand again, It flipped the switch, pulled the pin. This spell’s my phantom right hand, I’m in command. [Outro] Yeah, I did it again, Five fingers in play, it’s my friend. Floating mischief, I’m in control, Mage Hand forever, that’s my goal!