Intro – spoken, serious raid voice] Alright listen up— We go in slow, we pull one pack at a time— Watch the eggs, watch the aggro, nobody move— [Sudden yell – raw, unhinged] LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEENKIIIIINS!!! ⸻ [Verse 1] Charts on the wall, numbers in line Thirty-two percent chance we survive Careful steps, perfect plan Then the door SLAMS—here comes that man AFK for the whole damn speech Missed every word but the urge to leap Armor rattlin’, heart on fire Zero cooldowns, MAX DESIRE ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – chant build] Wait—don’t— No—don’t— Oh GOD he’s already gone ⸻ [Chorus – BIG, SHOUTABLE] LEEEEEEROY JENKINS! No fear, no plan, just vibes and wings LEEEEEEROY JENKINS! Pulled the whole room, now everybody screams LEEEEEEROY JENKINS! Aggro’s red, the healers cry At least I got chicken— AND WE ALL DIE ⸻ [Verse 2] Eggs start crackin’, dragons awake Tank’s on fire, healers shake Cooldowns pop like fireworks Somebody yells “THIS NEVER WORKS” DPS panic, mana’s gone Guild chat silent ‘til it’s wrong Respawn screen, cold and blue Everyone stares like “what’d you do?” ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – sarcastic calm] Well… That could’ve gone better. ⸻ [Chorus – repeat, heavier] LEEEEEEROY JENKINS! Strategy dead on arrival LEEEEEEROY JENKINS! Speedrun fail, but immortal title LEEEEEEROY JENKINS! History written in one loud name You didn’t win the raid— YOU WON THE GAME ⸻ [Bridge – breakdown, spoken over riffs] Was it dumb? Yeah. Was it brave? …Also yeah. Some men plan. Some men wait. Some men hear destiny yell “GO NOW—IT’S TOO LATE.” ⸻ [Final Chorus – crowd chant style] LEEEEEEROY JENKINS! Say it loud, say it wrong LEEEEEEROY JENKINS! Fifteen seconds, legend long LEEEEEEROY JENKINS! Every raid has that one guy And every guild remembers HOW THEY DIED ⸻ [Outro – spoken, exhausted] …So uh. Same time next week?
