[Live stadium audience cheering and applause] [harmonica] [steel drums] [verse] Can you go the distance? Are you built for endurance or speed? Can you stop a bullet with your chest so tell me super guy can you bleed? [verse] Oh you have an asterisk that signifies you got your ass kicked by Ben Affleck when he hit you with a hat trick in a trilogy of bat flicks that sucked dick [guitar] [pre-chorus] yeah yeah yeah that was a long way around to get to the part where we get down and shake our asses for the masses and tell the teacher we run the classes [banjo] [chorus] I've done told you don't push my buttons I've done showed you I go ape shit for nothing I know you feel it when I hit you in the head with a skillet if it bleeds then I can kill it (you bleed.) oh you do you bleed (you bleed) (you peed) I think I'll take a pint from you [guitar] [horns] [verse] Oh looky what do we have here? are you selling cookies? Are you a scout? ahh gee, dude don't pout I didn't know this was your wife I didn't mean to whip it out Don't be so smug do you need a hug maybe you need to pull out that plug (she looks uncomfortable) [banjo] [verse] When you get to heaven tell grandma I said hi and you can explain to her what happened to your eye or why you have burns on your thigh and no matter how hard you tried you couldn't fly (poor baby went splat) just like that just be happy it wasn't with a bat [pre-chorus] you're horrible you're deplorable (Hilary is that you?) you're disgusting yeah bro I know [chorus] I've done told you don't push my buttons I've done showed you I go ape shit over nothing (you stepped on my shoe) I know you feel it when I hit you in the head with a skillet if it bleeds then I can kill it (you bleed.) oh you do you do you bleed (you bleed) (you peed) I think I'll take a pint from you [guitar] [fade out]
