Guess Who? (PARODY)

This song is a parody of "Without Me" by Eminem. ----------------------------------------------------------- Hello, everyone. You know I could never stay gone for long. I am back, and will be here for the foreseeable future. However, I may slow down my output both in terms of these songs, and comment interactions. If I don't respond to a comment, don't take it as me ignoring you. It is simply me trying to manage my mental battery more reasonably. I might make a song soon(ish) to thank the people who supported me on my decision to take a break for a week. For now, enjoy this silly parody. (I need to stop parodying Eminem songs before he sues me) ----------------------------------------------------------- Who needs a real name when you’re a legend? Two lost echo fools go round the voidside Round the voidside, round the voidside Two lost echo fools go round the voidside Round the voidside, round the voidside Guess who's back, back again? Jester's back, warn your friends Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back I've invented disasters 'Cause nobody wants heroes no more, they crave laughter, my jokes faster Well, if you want madness, here's what I'll lend ya A pinch of chaos, a void bender Some nonsense that'll jump-start your brain quicker Than a clown slipping up on banana slicker With Nihilbrand, I'm operating Warp reality, chaos oscillating (Whee!) Waited this cycle, stop hesitating 'Cause I'm back, cracked, world recreating I know that you’re tryna stop debating But your logic is flawed, complicating They tried to silence my insanity Ban my calamity, can't you see? But I'm loud, proud, catastrophe And it feels so empty without me So come on and trip, sanity flips Throw pies at your face, whipped cream eclipse Get ready, 'cause reality's spaghetti I erased my morals already (Haha, petty) Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just watch and scream ‘Cause we need a little catastrophe ‘Cause it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just watch and scream ‘Cause we need a little catastrophe ‘Cause it feels so empty without me Little minions, cross worlds acting vicious Their boredom is lethal, entertainment delicious Feel like puppets in cages, anxious 'Til I swing by the stage yelling "Gracious!" Reality, it's a parody Could start an apocalypse, oopsies, my therapy A villain, but still I'm chillin' and glad I'm the reason good sense went mad And it's fantastic, kinda sarcastic Got Genesis wrapped up tight in elastic I’m the chaos man, who makes a bitch of reality Watch your whole world's new abnormality I'm Jester-ish, better than the best wish Infesting your dreams with comedic jesting Testing "Attention, fools!" Breaking every law, chaos rules Here's my nonsense, my madness is free Who's dense? You're dense for me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just watch and scream ‘Cause we need a little catastrophe ‘Cause it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just watch and scream ‘Cause we need a little catastrophe ‘Cause it feels so empty without me A biscuit, I risk it, I'll go tit-for-tat wit Anyone insisting I'm twisted batshit Heroes' plans? I'll erase that quick Void tricks making logic do backflips The gods? Ha, they can't control me Chaos older than dragons, boldly You don't know me, I’m ageless, let go Eternally cracking jokes as worlds implode Now let's roll, give madness the symbol I'll be there, grin wider than ever simple I've been wild, eccentric and vile Since your “god” was nothing but a lonely child But sometimes it seems Every cycle's nothing without schemes Must mean I'm just obscene But that's me, The Jester supreme (Yeah) No, I'm not the first clown born of lunacy I'm the best thing since dragons flew to me To twist worlds just amusingly (Ha!) Reality falls apart beautifully That's a concept that works Infinite jesters, but I'm first to quirk No matter how many Lost Echoes there be It’d be so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just watch and scream ‘Cause we need a little catastrophe ‘Cause it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just watch and scream ‘Cause we need a little catastrophe ‘Cause it feels so empty without me Hum, dei-dei, la-la La-la, la-la-la La-la, la-la-la La-la, la-la Hum, dei-dei, la-la La-la, la-la-la La-la, la-la-la La-la, la-la Fools ----------------------------------------------------------- © 2025 The JesterMC