[Lazy chiptune intro] [Relaxed, fun verse] Woke up at noon, yeah, but I'm barely awake I'm still half-asleep, and I'm still half-baked Breakfast of champions, a bowl and a bite Didn't eat no cereal, and I'm feelin’ light Wadin’ through the weeds, we’re blazing the way Turned the TV to Netflix gonna lounge all day Tried rolling out, but I rolled up instead Must be blunt trauma from the smoke in my head [Chill chiptune instrumental] [Relaxed, fun verse] Found my motivation, but it’s running on E I've only got enough to get delivery I had plans today, but now I'm wasting away Waste not, want not… [Spoken] Wait, what did I say? [Exciting pre-chorus with hook] I said, “Blaze it!” but I’m blazing out Four-twenty reasons not to leave the house Caught in the green, and lost all hope Of gettin' off this couch, better smoke to cope [Simple, cool, vibing chorus] I'm coma-toasted Vibin’ on cloud nine I'm coma-toasted Chillin’ with good buds o’ mine I'm coma-toasted Sending smoke sig-nulls out I'm coma-toasted Puff, puff, pass it around [Relaxed, fun verse] Turned on the TV, but it was already on Now the screen's gone black, and I don't know what's wrong Phone’s blowing up, but I can’t even text Every thought I have just… Whoops, what’s next? Fridge is a wasteland, snacks all devoured I’m running on fumes, man, I’ve been here for hours But there’s a pizza box, and I think it’s my savior Cold slice salvation, stoner behavior [Exciting pre-chorus with hook] I said, “Pack it!” but I packed too tight Started floating up, but I'm afraid of heights Can’t come down, but I can see my home I guess my destiny’s written in stoned [Simple, cool, vibing chorus] I'm coma-toasted Vibin’ on cloud nine I'm coma-toasted Chillin’ with good buds o’ mine I'm coma-toasted Sending smoke sig-nulls out I'm coma-toasted Puff, puff, pass it around [Chill chiptune instrumental] [Silly, upbeat bridge with good vibes feel] This couch is my gummy prison Wrapped me up in chains of linens I’d rise and shine, but I’m stuck in the breeze My friends call me the Lorax, ‘cause I smoke for the trees Gravity’s heavy, I’m glued to the floor Did I just hear knocking? Nah, ignore the door Heart’s racing fast, or maybe it stopped? Hello there, paranoia—Oh, God, it's the cops! [Pause] [Spoken] Oh… Wait, nah. It's the Door Dash I ordered. Cool! [Music picks up] [Exciting pre-chorus with hook] I said, “Blaze it!” but I’m blazing out Four-twenty reasons not to leave the house Caught in the green, and lost all hope Of gettin' off this couch, better smoke to cope [Simple, cool, vibing chorus] I'm coma-toasted Vibin’ on cloud nine I'm coma-toasted Chillin’ with good buds o’ mine I'm coma-toasted Sending smoke sig-nulls out I'm coma-toasted Puff, puff, pass it around [Chill groove outro] I'm coma-toasted Vibin’ on cloud nine I'm coma-toasted Chillin’ with good buds o’ mine I'm coma-toasted Sending smoke sig-nulls out I'm coma-toasted Puff, puff, pass it around [End] [Lazy 16-bit synth solo] [Break] [Exciting pre-chorus with hook] I said, “Blaze it!” but I’m blazing out Four-twenty reasons not to leave the house Caught in the green, and lost all hope Of gettin' off this couch, better smoke to cope [Simple, cool, vibing chorus] I'm coma-toasted Vibin’ on cloud nine I'm coma-toasted Chillin’ with good buds o’ mine I'm coma-toasted Sending smoke sig-nulls out I'm coma-toasted Puff, puff, pass it around [Simple, cool, vibing chorus] I'm coma-toasted Vibin’ on cloud nine I'm coma-toasted Chillin’ with good buds o’ mine I'm coma-toasted Sending smoke sig-nulls out I'm coma-toasted Puff, puff, pass it around [Chill groove outro with lazy fanfare] I'm coma-toasted Vibin’ on cloud nine I'm coma-toasted Chillin’ with good buds o’ mine I'm coma-toasted Sending smoke sig-nulls out I'm coma-toasted Puff, puff, pass it around [End]
