[Verse 1] You said you’d call me back at two It’s now the end of the afternoon You borrowed my jacket, kept the sleeves And called it “borrowing” for three weeks You know my coffee, know my tells You know exactly what I sell You’re my favorite bad idea And I still save you a seat [Pre-Chorus] You make a mess, then make it look planned I roll my eyes, but I understand [Chorus] Best friend, best friend, you’re a pain in the best way You steal my fries, then you steal my day Best friend, best friend, I should probably leave But you’re the only one who gets me Best friend, best friend, you’re a pain in the best way You steal my fries, then you steal my day I say “we’re done,” then I say “come through” Best friend, best friend, I’m stuck on you [Verse 2] You send a photo, then you send ten Of the same bad joke again and again You say “I’m five minutes away” That’s a phrase you use to buy the day You know the password to my phone You know the songs I won’t admit I own You’re terrible advice, excellent company I’m mad at you, but you’re still my favorite [Pre-Chorus] You make a mess, then make it look planned I roll my eyes, but I understand [Chorus] Best friend, best friend, you’re a pain in the best way You steal my fries, then you steal my day Best friend, best friend, I should probably leave But you’re the only one who gets me Best friend, best friend, you’re a pain in the best way You steal my fries, then you steal my day I say “we’re done,” then I say “come through” Best friend, best friend, I’m stuck on you [Bridge] You’re the first name on my screen The last one I’d let go You know the parts I keep unseen And still you make me laugh, though [Final Chorus] Best friend, best friend, you’re a pain in the best way You steal my fries, then you steal my day Best friend, best friend, I should probably leave But you’re the only one who gets me Best friend, best friend, you’re a pain in the best way You steal my fries, then you steal my day I say “we’re done,” then I say “come through” Best friend, best friend, I’m stuck on you [Outro] Best friend, best friend I’m stuck on you
