[Begin with 5-10 second instrumental] [Whole song: fun female vocal] Gentle fine artist hands (So talented!) Grip of a lion Only five foot three commands (Respect) Knees looped over his spirit swing Going to catch you on the fly If you're tumbling by Sure grip on your wrist Takes you by surprise As you flail and twist (twist!) He's going to ask, Where you going? Here to Eternity? (Back to Earth?) Fraternity of trapeze artists is flowing... Sometimes, it's not who you know But who knows you You and your trapeze artist soul tattoo Feeling the burn of what's new? Can't quite get a grip on this trip called Life? (No worries!!) He'll catch you and swing you through! Trapeze Artist #9 One of kind (doesn't miss) Best of the best, he's so fine Don't believe me? Wanna see? Maybe then you'll agree...(he's strong as a tree) Fiercely flexible, you'll see... Going to catch you on the fly If you're tumbling by Death grip on your wrist Takes you by surprise As you flail and twist (twist!) Really? You say. Really. I say. There's no way my father retired when he died. Answered the Help Wanted: Angel sign So if you're feeling a little fried and beginning to whine He's going to catch you (and send you) Gently, back to Earth or up, Up, UP to Heaven (preference anyone?) Either way, you'll know your worth How do I know? Five foot three (grip of a lion) I never did see (him shake a hand) Always (and I mean Always) grabbed your wrist (never missed) Wrist is better, he'd say Too many men don't wash their hands (when they leave the bathroom) [light chuckle] Yikes!! Well, that's how I know my father's going to catch you As you fly, flail or twist by (He's so much stronger now) I so believe this is true Trapeze Artist is here And he's such a dear Trapeze Artist is near Olympic level Angel Commands respect (respect) R E S P E C T [End with 10-20 second instrumental]
