Nobody Knows What I Do

[Intro - Smooth, driving bassline and a clean guitar riff] [Verse 1] I told my boss I had a grand plan. He laughed so hard he dropped his coffee can. I packed my desk in a cardboard box, Now I'm trading stocks in my winter socks. The neighbors think that I lost my mind, But I left that 9-to-5 far behind. [Chorus] Oh, nobody knows what I do all day. I'm making money in a secret way. Sitting in the kitchen in my underwear, Staring at a screen with a vacant stare. Yeah, it looks like a total mess, But I'm a self-made man of success. [Verse 2] My mother called, she was full of tears, Said I ruined my career of twenty years. I told her, "Mom, look at this chart, I'm making algorithmic digital art." She hung up the phone, she didn't understand, The modern lifestyle of a wealthy man. [Chorus] Oh, nobody knows what I do all day. I'm making money in a secret way. Sitting in the kitchen in my underwear, Staring at a screen with a vacant stare. Yeah, it looks like a total mess, But I'm a self-made man of success. [Bridge - Cool guitar solo, no noise, just pure melody] [Outro] Just the click of the mouse. In an empty house. Living the dream. Or so it would seem. [Sudden clean stop]