Verse 1 You say you want that movie love That notebook cry in the rain type stuff But if your car die at 2AM I’ma answer once then come jump it up I can’t fight ten dudes for your honor But I’ll leave a bad review online And if your ex keep blowing your phone up I’ll help you block him one more time Pre-Chorus I ain’t gon’ wrestle no alligators Ain’t hanging off no airplanes But if your feet hurt after work Girl I’ll rub ’em while we binge-watch things Hook Girl I wouldn’t swim the ocean for you But I’d throw a rope if you drift too far Wouldn’t take a bullet to the chest for you But I’d call the cops and stay in the car I ain’t saying I’m a superhero I just do the little things I can Baby that’s realistic love That’s a grown man Verse 2 I won’t tattoo your name on me That’s just financially unsound But I’ll put your fries in the passenger seat And drive extra careful through town I ain’t buying fifty dozen roses In this economy? Be for real But I’ll grab your favorite snack at Target That’s how true devotion feel Bridge If you stranded? I got roadside assistance If you crying? I got two hoodies and good listening If you hungry? Baby I can cook a little But if a bear show up in the woods …we both gon’ die a little Final Hook (bigger) I wouldn’t drown beside you baby But I’d Google CPR Wouldn’t chase your train through Paris But I’d pick you up from the bar This ain’t cinematic baby This that practical affection Realistic love might not sound sexy But it got great reception
