[Intro – Accordion + Beat] Boom-tschack, oom-pah-pah… Ja, vee go from mountain peak to street beat, meine Freunde. [Yodel Tag] YOH-lay-dee, yoh-lay-dee—YOO-HOO! [Verse 1 – Rap] Valk through der night vith der boots so heavy, Thunder drops in like a hardbass levee. Townfolk hiding, “Nein, don’t look her!” Too late now—you shouted Frau Blücher! Der horses scream like a DJ scratch, Stormclouds spin like a match on a patch. She come riding in vith der lightning glow— Even mountain goats say, “Bro… time to go!” [Pre-Chorus – Polka Bounce] Stomp your boots on der old wood floor! Spin your stein, ja, one time more! If you feel der rumble under your shoes, Well… she’s coming—und you vill lose. [Chorus — SHOUTED with Rap Echo] FRAU BLÜCHER! (HEY!) Der sky goes BOOM when you cry her name! FRAU BLÜCHER! (YAH!) Horses panic like dey’ve gone insane! FRAU BLÜCHER! (OKAY!) Stormwinds roar vhen she comes to call! FRAU BLÜCHER! (YODEL!) Clap your hands or she’ll spook us all! [Yodel Break] Lay-hee-hooooo! Lay-hee-hooooo! [Verse 2 – Rap] Monk in der chapel says, “Don’t provoke her…” But you said the name—now look, she’s closer. Cloak in der vinds, hair wild like fire, Eyes say doom, not love or desire. Mountains shake vhen her hooves go slam, Echo hits harder than a battering ram. Try to hide? Ja, good luck, mein freund— She finds you quick… und dat’s der end. [Pre-Chorus – Polka Bounce] Thunder snaps like a snare drum crack! Chickens jump and don’t come back! Grab der accordion, join der cheer— If she’s arriving… ve drink beer! [Chorus — SHOUTED again] FRAU BLÜCHER! (HEY!) Der sky goes BOOM when you cry her name! FRAU BLÜCHER! (YAH!) Horses panic like dey’ve gone insane! FRAU BLÜCHER! (OKAY!) Stormwinds roar vhen she comes to call! FRAU BLÜCHER! (YODEL!) Clap your hands or she’ll spook us all! [Yodel Drop – Faster] Yoh-lay-dee, yoh-lay-dee, yoo-hoo—RUN! [Bridge – Rap + Yodel Tradeoff] Rap: Ja, you hear dose hoofbeats roll— Yodel: Lay-hee-hooooo! Rap: Now der fear climbs in your soul— Yodel: Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee! Rap: Stormclouds open like a stage spotlight— Both: SHE’S RIDING IN TONIGHT! [Final Chorus – Full Chaos Mashup] FRAU BLÜCHER! (HEY!) Raise der roof and stomp der ground! FRAU BLÜCHER! (YAH!) Even der mountains fear dat sound! FRAU BLÜCHER! (YODEL!) Faster beat, accordion roar! FRAU BLÜCHER! (OKAY!) If you survive—ORDER MORE! [Outro – Yodel + Rap Fade] Yodel-ay… yodel-ay… yoo-hoo… Ja… she’s not gone. She just vaits… for someone to say her name.
