[Verse 1] I took one look at your ship Said, "mate, that thing is a joke" You had a flag made of patches And a parrot that laughed when it croaked You wore your coat like a crown I wore my boots full of sand You said, "We’re born for the plunder" I said, "I’m born for the band" [Pre-Chorus] Now the moon’s on the mast And the bottle’s half gone You swung first with a grin So I swung right along [Chorus] I’m the pirate and the punk (hey!) Raising hell in the brine I’m the pirate and the punk (hey!) Your treasure, my time Pirate and punk Pirate and punk We’re a mess and it works Pirate and punk Pirate and punk Boys with the curse [Verse 2] You wanted gold from the fort I wanted noise in the bay We robbed a bakery first And ate the evidence away You said the sea is for kings I said the sea is for fools Then we both lost our shoes And still we broke all the rules [Pre-Chorus] Now the deck’s full of cheers And the ropes sing tight You drew a sword from your sleeve I drew a grin for the fight [Chorus] I’m the pirate and the punk (hey!) Raising hell in the brine I’m the pirate and the punk (hey!) Your treasure, my time Pirate and punk Pirate and punk We’re a mess and it works Pirate and punk Pirate and punk Boys with the curse [Bridge] [Breakdown] Drop the map in the foam Let the whole town know We don’t follow the flag We just follow the row Say it loud, say it fast With a spit and a swing If the captain gets bored We’ll mutiny the king [Final Chorus] I’m the pirate and the punk (hey!) Raising hell in the brine I’m the pirate and the punk (hey!) Your treasure, my time Pirate and punk Pirate and punk We’re a mess and it works Pirate and punk Pirate and punk Boys with the curse [Outro] Hoist the joke, let it fly Wave that rag to the sky Pirate and punk Pirate and punk Till the whole ship says, "why?"
