Irish Shower Jig

[Heavy Irish Accent] [Heavy Gaelic accent] [Chorus] Ohhhhhai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai! [Verse] When I'm takin' me shower washin' me sins away i look down at me drain a-swirlin' water borin' and grey I said "I know what i'll do to turn this place aroun' I'll drop a loaf in me shower and waffle stop it down!" [Chorus] Ohhhhhhai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai! Ohhhhhai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai! [Verse] I pop a squat right over where I be droppin' down Strain just for a wee moment, then hear a noise so brown I startled myself there now, took myself by surprise Y'shoulda' seen the look on my face when I opened me eyes! [Chorus] Ohhhhhai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai! Oh hai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai! [Verse] I may have over done it, I may have gone too far My asshole just exploded, It sounded like a car Now me whole shower's painted a lovely shade of ass Someone call the coroner, My rectum has just passed! [Chorus] Ohhhhhai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai Ohhhhhai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai! [Verse] Me fellers heard the 'splosion, the rumblin' in the deep They thought a bomb had gone off in the night while fast asleep They ran into me bathroom, unsure of what to do Before I could explain myself, they asked: "Can we join you?" [Outro Chorus] Ohhhhhai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai! Ohhhhhai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai! Dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai! Dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai!