[INTRO - MALE VOCALS - DJ_DEVIL_DEATH - SPOKEN] Now everybody's got a list of things they don't like... But mine? Mine is a little longer. Heh heh... Let's begin. [VERSE 1] I hate when the alarm clock rings too damn loud, I hate when the sinners start acting too proud. I hate when my coffee ain't black enough, I hate when a demon starts acting all tough. I hate when the moon doesn't shine through the rain, I hate when a ghost keeps forgetting my name. I hate when the neighbors come knocking at night, "Hey, devil, you busy?" Yeah... I'm fucking busy. Goodnight. [CHORUS] These are the things I hate, the things that make me snap, The things that make me set a little fire to the map. Big things, small things, things that make me wait, If you wanna know the devil... These are the things I hate. [VERSE 2] I hate crooked picture frames hanging on the wall, I hate tiny little demons playing basketball. I hate when my boots get stuck in the mud, I hate when a vampire asks me for blood. I hate empty bottles, I hate broken strings, I hate when somebody touches my things. I hate stupid questions, I hate being late, And I really fucking hate when somebody says, "Calm down, mate." [CHORUS] These are the things I hate, the things that make me snap, The things that make me set a little fire to the map. Big things, small things, things that make me wait, If you wanna know the devil... These are the things I hate. [VERSE 3] I hate rainy Tuesdays, I hate Monday's face, I hate when my shadow gets lost in a place. I hate noisy clocks going tick-tick-tick, I hate little flies that won't fucking quit. I hate when the music gets stuck in my head, I hate when the monsters won't stay in their bed. I hate when the devil gets blamed for the crime, "Wasn't me." Well... It was me this time. [LOW LAUGH] [BRIDGE - SPOKEN] But you know what I hate most? People who say... "There's nothing to be afraid of." Oh really? Then why... are you hiding behind the curtains? [LAUGH] Come out. I promise... I'll only bite a little. [VERSE 4] I hate bad excuses, I hate cheap little lies, I hate when a sinner won't look in my eyes. I hate fake little smiles, I hate borrowed advice, I hate when somebody tries telling me nice. I hate empty promises, I hate broken trust, I hate when somebody says, "You have to." I must. I hate being told what I'm supposed to do... But the thing I hate most? People saying, "Who the hell are you?" [FINAL CHORUS] These are the things I hate, the things that make me snap, The things that make me throw a little Hell into the trap. Big things, small things, things that seal your fate, Now you know the devil... And the things he hates. Tick-tock, knock-knock, hear that sound? Add one more thing to the list... Somebody's fucking around. [OUTRO - SPOKEN] So make your own list. Write it down. Keep it somewhere safe. Because if I find it... I'll probably add a few. [WHISPER] Things you hate... Are things I make. [EVIL LAUGH]
