Oh Martha… The dragon-steak is burnt to cinders And the children are positively ravenous Whatever shall we do for dinner Now now Arthur Steady as she goes Let’s stroll down the cobblestones of Eastgarde I hear the Silverleaf Family is servin something mighty special tonight The golden delights Pop Can we get the golden delights That’s right folks! When your kitchen’s a calamity And your supper’s in shambles There’s only ONE place to go! From the grill to your plate it’s a taste that’s first rate At MacDaddy’s we’re servin the town With Tazar in the back there’s no flavor we lack MacDaddy’s! The best burgers around! Fried chicken crisp hear that crunch when it’s kissed Potato gems golden brown Bring mom and dad every lad every lass To MacDaddy’s in Eastgarde town! Come meet Tazar Our maestro of the flame A Half-Orc with a heart of gold And a spatula forged for greatness Whether you’re hankerin for his world famous TFC Burgers Crispy fried chicken stacked sky high Or a heapin helping of irresistible Potato Gems… Tazar’s got the magic touch Order up! Extra chips for the little ones! Eat hearty Eastgarde! From deep fried golden delights To mountains of savory potatoes It’s a feast fit for a King Or a very hungry Orc! So gather the family Polish those boots And march on down to MacDaddy’s Family Restaurant today! MacDaddy’s… hot off the flame Where every bite feels like home Burgers stacked high give em a try You’ll never dine alone MacDaddy’s is not responsible for spontaneous naps following the consumption of a Triple TFC Burger Side effects may include smiling satisfied sighing and requests for seconds See the Silverleaf Family for details!
