[Verse] We stormed the plates like a hungry brigade Mountains of food A parade on parade Shrimp tails flying Sauce on my shirt Who needs manners when you're stuffing dessert [Chorus] We ate like pigs at the buffet Forks clashing in a wild ballet No rules No shame Just one cliché We ate like pigs at the buffet [Verse 2] The chocolate fountain was calling my name Dipped my dignity It's all the same Jello towers wobbling like a dream Life tastes better with whipped cream [Prechorus] Pass the salsa Pile it high Tacos teeter Reach for the sky [Chorus] We ate like pigs at the buffet Plates piled up in a grand display No turning back It's the only way We ate like pigs at the buffet [Bridge] The table's a battlefield Crumbs and bones A kingdom of chaos A feast of thrones Grab the last roll Claim your prize In the land of plenty Where gluttony thrives