[Verse one] I got a piece of shit Tamiya That I race around the track It starts off super slow, pare Like a turtle on quaaludes, what the fuck I rev the motor hard, bro But it crawls like lola sa traffic Then hits the first curve—WHOOSH! Flies off like a rocket, airborne magic [Chorus] It's a piece of shit Tamiya! Piece of shit Tamiya! (Bla bla bla bla bla bla) Piece of shit Tamiya! It's a piece of shit Tamiya! Piece of shit Tamiya! (Bla bla bla bla bla bla) Piece of shit Tamiya! [Verse two] Breakaway Squad zooms past me Winning laps while I eat dust My chassis twists and bends, pare Tires bald na parang tito's head, busted Grip tape? Wala, slippery eel Battery dies mid-straightaway hell "Hey Mhed, bakit ang bagal mo?" Cuz this junk flies off—crash ballet! [Chorus] It's a piece of shit Tamiya! Piece of shit Tamiya! (Bla bla bla bla bla bla) Piece of shit Tamiya! It's a piece of shit Tamiya! Piece of shit Tamiya! (Bla bla bla bla bla bla) Piece of shit Tamiya! [Verse three] Crossover hits, lane swap doom Outside king? Now inside tomb Three loops later, still last place Collecting cones like it's my face Squad laughs, "Mhed, upgrade na bro!" I say "next race," but we all know This plastic turd's allergic to wins Piece of shit Tamiya—eternal sins! [Outro Chorus – extra unhinged] It's a piece of shit Tamiya! (Tangina!) Piece of shit Tamiya! (Putang ina mo!) (Bla bla bla bla bla bla—CRASH!) Piece of shit Tamiya! Breakaway Squad forever zoom zoom! Mhed's junk? Straight to the broom!
