[INTRO — DJ_DEVIL_DEATH — SPOKEN] It's almost October, motherfuckers! Hahahahahaha! My favorite time of the year... The streets get dark. The costumes come out. The little monsters knock on your door... And sometimes... the Devil answers. DJ_DEVIL_DEATH! Let's get fucking evil! [VERSE 1] Trick or treat, don't get lost in the street, You may meet somebody you don't wanna meet. You may think he's nice. You may think he's sweet. Then he smiles real slow with those dead-ass teeth. Candy in the bucket, moon up in the sky, Something's watching you as you walk by. You hear footsteps... Turn around... Nothing there. Keep walking, little motherfucker. Don't stop. [PRE-CHORUS] Knock knock... Who's there? Don't answer. Knock knock... Who's there? He's getting closer. [CHORUS] TRICK OR TREAT! DON'T GET LOST IN THE STREET! YOU MAY MEET SOMEBODY YOU DON'T WANNA MEET! YOU MAY THINK HE'S NICE! YOU MAY THINK HE'S SWEET! 'TIL HE RIPS OUT YOUR SOUL AND LEAVES YOU IN THE STREET! TRICK OR TREAT! BETTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING FEET! OCTOBER'S HERE! DJ_DEVIL_DEATH! TIME TO GET EVIL! [VERSE 2] Porch lights flicker, jack-o'-lanterns grin, Little shadows dancing where the darkness begins. Costumes on the children, masks on every face, But sometimes something wicked doesn't need a costume in the first place. A stranger at the corner waves and says hello. You don't know his name. You don't know where he goes. He holds out some candy. Says, "Come a little near." You should've kept walking... Because the Devil's fucking here. [PRE-CHORUS] Knock knock... Who's there? Don't answer. Knock knock... Who's there? Too late. [CHORUS] TRICK OR TREAT! DON'T GET LOST IN THE STREET! YOU MAY MEET SOMEBODY YOU DON'T WANNA MEET! YOU MAY THINK HE'S NICE! YOU MAY THINK HE'S SWEET! 'TIL HE RIPS OUT YOUR SOUL AND LEAVES YOU IN THE STREET! TRICK OR TREAT! BETTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING FEET! OCTOBER'S HERE! DJ_DEVIL_DEATH! TIME TO GET EVIL! [BRIDGE — SPOKEN] Now listen... Halloween has rules. Stay with your friends. Don't wander off. Don't follow strangers. And if somebody standing under a streetlight offers you candy... look at their hands. [PAUSE] Because sometimes... the monster isn't wearing a mask. Hahahahahaha! [VERSE 3] Midnight hits, the streets go black, One little shadow walking home alone. He hears a voice behind his back... "Hey kid..." He turns around. Nobody. Then something whispers right beside his ear... "Trick... or treat?" He starts running. Footsteps follow. Faster. Faster. FUCK! The street disappears. The houses disappear. The moon disappears. And the last thing he hears... is Devil Death laughing. [BREAKDOWN — DJ_DEVIL_DEATH] TRICK! OR! TREAT! CANDY! OR! YOUR SOUL! HA! YOU WANTED HALLOWEEN? YOU GOT IT! LIGHTS OUT! DOORS LOCKED! CURTAINS CLOSED! THE DEVIL'S OUT TONIGHT! [HEAVY DROP] HAHAHAHAHAHA! [FINAL CHORUS — HUGE] TRICK OR TREAT! DON'T GET LOST IN THE STREET! YOU MAY MEET SOMEBODY YOU DON'T WANNA MEET! YOU MAY THINK HE'S NICE! YOU MAY THINK HE'S SWEET! 'TIL HE RIPS OUT YOUR SOUL AND LEAVES YOU IN THE STREET! TRICK OR TREAT! HEAR THE DEVIL'S FEET! OCTOBER'S HERE! THE NIGHT IS MINE! DJ_DEVIL_DEATH! LET'S GET FUCKING EVIL! [OUTRO — WHISPERED] So when October comes... and the moon gets high... and the streets get quiet... and you hear somebody laughing behind you... Don't turn around. Just keep walking. Because you never know... who might be out there. [PAUSE] Trick or treat... motherfucker. [LOW LAUGH] Happy Halloween... from DJ_DEVIL_DEATH. [FINAL EVIL LAUGH]
