Smeeeeeeg Heeeed

[Verse] Have you got what it takes to be a dwarfer Do you do you think you're tougher Than a vending machine on strike [Chorus] The Red Dwarf posse rolling deep In a starbug that barely creeps Lister's got curry dreams to keep And Rimmer’s plans just make you weep [Verse 2] There is Lister and the Cat so slick Swagger sharp and moves that stick And that other prat Yeah him The utter twit Kryten calls him smeeeeeeg heeeeeed [Prechorus] Hologram sharp but his wit is blunt Thinks he's smooth but he's on a stunt [Chorus] The Red Dwarf posse rolling deep In a starbug that barely creeps Lister's got curry dreams to keep And Rimmer’s plans just make you weep [Bridge] Smeg this smeg that smeg it all In space No one hears you bawl But with this crew you’ll stand tall Even when the ship’s about to fall