[Verse 1] My dog, he left with the mailman My wife took off in my old Ford truck The crops are shriveled in the field now And I’m sittin’ here fresh outta luck [Verse 2] My beer fridge is warm and it's empty The kitchen one’s gone dry too The tractor’s sittin’ dead in the front yard Ain’t got no diesel, what am I gonna do? [Chorus] I was playin’ C.R.P.G. just like I was told Buildin’ my casino, feelin’ so bold But the lights went dark, they cut off my power Now I’m shiverin’ cold in the midnight hour I was playin’ C.R.P.G. yeah, I gave it my all Now I’m one bar of signal from losin’ it all The poker league if fallin’, my luck's in a hole But I still got my phone, and I still got my soul [Verse 3] My girl ran off with a preacher My rooster joined a traveling show My mama said, “Boy, it can’t get much worse” then the barn caved in on my banjo. [Bridge] Now the sheriff’s knockin’ at the back gate Says I owe ten months on my land rate But I ain't got time to fuss or to fight Gotta log back in and defend my knights! [Final Chorus] I was playin’ C.R.P.G. through thunder and rain My real life's a wreck, but I’m top of the game So take my fridge, my truck, and my pride I own this casinooooo… on the digital side!
