BLZA Blasé - Kinky Situation

[Intro — Spoken] See, I was only halfway joking when I said it... I didn't think y'all were actually gonna agree. Now look at us. Ha! Okay then... [Verse 1] Me and my baby sitting up late, Talking 'bout fantasies over Chardonnay. She mentioned her friend, I cracked a little grin, Said, "Well, baby... why don't you invite her in?" She rolled her eyes, said, "Boy, you got nerve," I said, "Can't blame a man for shooting his curve." Thought she'd laugh and tell me, "Go to sleep," 'Til she grabbed that phone sitting next to me. Hold up... You calling her now? Girl, I was playing! ...Well, mostly. [Pre-Chorus] Now the doorbell rings, And here she comes, Looking like she already knows what's up. They look at each other, Then look at me... Lord, this worked way better Than I thought it'd be. [Chorus] It's a kinky situation, And I started the conversation. Threw the idea out just to see, Now everybody's looking back at me. Kinky situation, What a beautiful complication. I planted the seed, now look what grew, Baby, I didn't know you'd really come through. I'm pleasantly surprised, Can't wipe this grin away. My little crazy suggestion Turned into one hell of a day. [Verse 2] Now here's the funny part I didn't foresee, Y'all getting along better than either does with me. Laughing at my jokes before I finish the line, Comparing little stories 'bout me all night. Wait a minute... How'd this turn into roast the man? She told her how I snore, you told her how I dance, Now both of y'all laughing while I'm taking my chance. Thought I'd be the mastermind running the show, Five minutes later, I'm just going with the flow. And you know what? I kinda like it. [Pre-Chorus] No jealousy, No attitudes, Nobody killing this crazy mood. Everybody laughing, chemistry sweet, Somehow this arrangement landed on its feet. I thought it'd get awkward, Thought somebody might trip, Instead we're all sitting here thinking... "Why didn't we try this?" [Chorus] It's a kinky situation, And I started the conversation. Threw the idea out just to see, Now everybody's having more fun than me! Kinky situation, What a beautiful complication. I planted the seed, now look what grew, Can't believe my crazy idea came true. I'm pleasantly surprised, This thing is going great. I thought I was pushing my luck, Turns out I underestimated fate. [Bridge] Maybe I'm lucky, Maybe I'm slick, Maybe I just stumbled onto something that clicked. No competition, nobody keeping score, Just three grown people wondering why we ain't laughing more. I made the suggestion, But here's the funny thing: Thought I'd be the troublemaker Caught in the middle of everything. Now y'all making plans And telling me what to bring! Hold up... How did I lose control of my own idea? [Break — Spoken] So... Just to make sure I understand this correctly... I suggested this. You said yes. You called her. She showed up. And now the two of y'all are making plans for next weekend? Without consulting me? Man... I've created a monster. ...I couldn't be prouder. [Final Chorus] It's a kinky situation, Started from my imagination. Took a little chance, made a playful move, Now all three of us found a brand-new groove. Kinky situation, Exceeded every expectation. Thought somebody surely might get jealous tonight, But everybody's laughing and the vibe feels right. I'm pleasantly surprised, Yeah, I'm loving how it went. Best little suggestion That I ever accidentally meant. [Outro] Should've kept my mouth shut... Nah. I'm glad I didn't. One little suggestion, One mischievous grin, Didn't know exactly What I was getting us in. But if you ask me Would I suggest it again? Baby... You already know the answer. Kinky situation... Ha! Sometimes a man gets lucky.