[Intro – Dark Build, Wind FX, Single Bell Hit] SELECTAAA… Christmas night… Soundclash special… Human versus CAT. BUT MI WARNING YOU… Dis cat nah play. [PULL UP – Air Horns, Crowd Shock] [Verse 1 – Cat, Aggressive Battle Flow, No Smiles] Listen up human, mi tek over di ends Dis house mi yard, you just pay di rent Tree step inna mi zone uninvited So mi violate it, no terms, no sentence Bauble dem swing like dem beg fi war One paw flick send dem straight pon floor Yuh call police? Mi vanish through door Ninja paws, silent law, predator core [Selector Drop – Shouted] SOUNDCAT SUPREME! MI RUN DI CHRISTMAS! [Chorus – female Cat, Chant Style, Crowd Callbacks] MI TEK DOWN TREE! MI TEK DOWN TREE! HUMAN MAD BUT MI STILL FREE! MI TEK DOWN TREE! MI TEK DOWN TREE! CLAWS UP HIGH LIKE VICTORY! (REWIND DAT!) [Verse 2 – Human, Defensive, Heated] Oi! Don’t get brave, don’t get rude Yuh knock down tree, yuh chew up food Mi buy di treats, mi clean di mess Mi pick up tinsel out yuh stress Mi say “get down!” yuh look mi dead Blink slow like threats unsaid Yuh small but yuh got pure audacity Four legs, zero accountability [Pre-Chorus – Cat Interrupt, Spoken Threat] Meow. You talk too much fi someone who sleep vulnerable. [Crowd: OHHHHH] [Verse 3 – Cat, Full Savage Mode, Rapid Fire] Don’t test mi patience, don’t test mi name Mi born wid claws, mi built for game Yuh decorate? Mi redecorate Mi fling di star like comet straight Yuh say “NO!” like dat word hold weight Mi knock it off shelf, stare an’ wait Dis psychological warfare, mate Mi don’t break rules, mi dominate [Chorus – Bigger, Anthem Clash Version] MI TEK DOWN TREE! MI TEK DOWN TREE! CHRISTMAS BOW TO FELINE DEITY! MI TEK DOWN TREE! MI TEK DOWN TREE! WHO DI BOSS? EVERYBODY SEE! AIR HORNS 🔊🔊🔊 [Bridge – Clash Talk, Back & Forth] HUMAN: Next year di tree locked off, yuh hear? CAT: Next year mi climb di LOCKER, clear? HUMAN: Yuh lucky mi love yuh bad! CAT: Correct. Otherwise, worse woulda happen. [Crowd Laugh + Shock] [Final Verse – Cat, Victory Lap, Slow Menace] Now look… tree lean like it tired Lights flicker, hope expired Mi curl up under di wreckage calm Christmas nap inna conquest form You post di pics, blame “cat behaviour” History written by di conqueror, saviour Remember dis when di bells dem ring Dis house got one king. [Final Chorus – Chant + Crowd] WHO RUN DI HOUSE? (CROWD: DI CAT!) WHO WIN DI CLASH? (CROWD: DI CAT!) WHO TREE STILL STAND? (CROWD: NOT DAT!) PULL IT UP AND END IT! [Outro – Low Purr, Bells Fading] Meow… Christmas complete. [End]
