[radio transmission] CONTROL. ALL UNITS. CHECK. [static] SITUATION REPORT. CAMP OF NINETY NINE. REPEAT. NINETY NINE PRESENT. [pause] THREE SPECIALISTS ASSIGNED. ONE IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT. [static crackle] OBJECTIVE. WRITE ONE CAMPFIRE ANTHEM. FOR EVERYBODY. [pause] RECOMMENDATION. THEY SHOULD HAVE REFUSED. [static] DEPLOYING UNIT. L. E. D. LLAMA. EGG. DUCK. [pause] CLEARED TO ENGAGE. MAKE IT COUNT. [signal cut]
