VERSE I know you prolly can’t remember The days I used to bathe you You hadn't seen all of the you tube shorts Back then you used to behave too I washed your bottles five times a day And wished I didn’t have to do it All I did was clean up after you I don’t know how I got through it So if you catch me throwin’ STINK eye It’s prolly best that YOU know why Cuz I’ve spent my whole LIFE wantin' YOU to fold laundry But you WON'T even try CHORUS So I wanna hear a thank you for all of this stuff It was easy for you but for me it was rough I wanna thank you and you better not lie Cuz so far I've managed to keep you alive So say thank you Say thank you VERSE Infinity can't count All the times I wiped your boodie And you woke up way more times on nights that I had daddy duty I promise I'm not mad I signed up for bein' a dad But I never thought I'd need so many of these Puppy pads So if you catch me throwin’ stink eye It’s prolly best that you know why Cuz I’ve spent my whole life wantin' YOU to wash a dish But you won’t even try CHORUS
