[Intro] [Beat Drop: Heavy, distorted kick drum, sharp metallic snare, no melody] [Vocal: Low, bored, slightly distorted] Yeah. Check the frequency. [Vocal: Deep, professional radio announcer voice, clean and resonant] “This is zero FM, live on the air.” [Vocal: Main rapper voice returns] It’s actually offensive at this point. I should apologize to the dictionary. It’s a disgusting flex. Watch. [Verse 1] [Flow: Slow, deliberate, enunciating every syllable] I’m over-qualified, hyper-organized, Peeping the weakness through apertures, I am the winterized— Vocalist, localist? No, I’m a globalist mapping the stars Wrapping the bars ‘round the planet like Mars, the pattern devours I don’t just "write" a verse, I perform an autopsy on the alphabet Extracting the marrow of vowels until the peanut gallery’s soaking wet. My syntax is tax-exempt, relaxing in luxury lexicons While you’re still playing with blocks, I’m building Parthenons out of decagons. See, the ego’s so massive that it’s being studied by NASA, A master of matter, I’m shattering ladders and splattering rappers who chatter I’m better, I’m faster, I’m... Actually, let’s keep it civil. I’m so witty it’s arguably a medical condition. My cerebral ignition is causing a fission in your vision. [Hook] [Vocal: Layered with a pitched-down "demon" voice] [Sound: A single dissonant piano note every 4th bar] It’s a disgusting flex, I’m nauseous from the excellence The pinnacle of predicates, the god of all the elements. They call me ZeroRhymes, ‘cause the competition’s nullified Absolute zero when I flow, the whole division’s fossilized. Yeah, it’s a disgusting flex—my IQ’s got a kickback I’m rhyming in 4D, you’re stuck inside a Tik-Tok level track. ZeroRhymes, aka the Legend, the Ghost Rhymer - I’m the only one in the room, but I’m still the most. [Verse 2] [Beat: Staccato, jittery, kick and snare only] [Vocal: Rapid-fire but hushed, like a secret] Let’s talk about the dexterity, the clarity, the rarity Of a mind that treats a metaphor like a form of charity. I’m handing out syllables like rations to the spiritually malnourished Look at the garden of my glossary, see how the verbs flourished? I’m the king of the "Wait, what did he just say?" Rewind the track, find the fact, I’m the light in the gray. My vocabulary’s got a private jet and a summer home I’m colonizing the subconscious, setting up a throne. You use words to tell a story; I use words to rewrite physics I’m turning "maybe" into "must" and turning fans into critics— Because they can’t handle the handle I got on the manual Of how to be animalistic and linguistically flammable. ZeroRhymes. Why? Because the count starts after me. I’m the singularity at the center of the galaxy’s artistry. I don't "spit" fire, I orchestrate a thermal event I’m 110% of what the architect meant. [Bridge] [Beat: All percussion stops. Low, vibrating ambient hum] [Vocal: Whispered directly into the mic] It’s disgusting. The way I manipulate the air molecules with a consonant. I’m honestly embarrassed for the rest of the species. How can you breathe the same oxygen as this flow? It’s a flex. It’s a literal muscle spasm of the soul. ZeroRhymes. Zero effort. Infinite result. [Verse 3] [Beat: Sudden re-entry, louder and more distorted] [Flow: Double-time, aggressive, high energy] I’m the blueprint, the footprint, the hint of the divine I’m the secret ingredient hidden inside of the wine. My wit is a weapon, a ballistic missile of wisdom I’m hacking the system and dragging the victims to prism. My internal rhyme scheme has its own internal rhyme scheme I’m living the dream within a dream within a theme. I’m ZeroRhymes—the absolute value of the craft I’m the only one laughing because I’m the only one who did the math. [Beat: Cut to total silence] [Acapella] I’m so ahead of my time that my ancestors are asking me for advice. Flex? This isn't a flex. This is a linguistic miracle. Check the pulse. [Outro] [Vocal: Fading out, sleepy/lethargic] ZeroRhymes, climbed to the top - prime time, ZeroRhymes, one of a kind, ZeroRhymes, grind lines in mind, non stop ZeroRhymes That's it. Mic drop.
