[Intro - Fiddle] [Intro] Click "Accept" on the license--WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! Now I've got twelve copies of Java 13. Maven's crying, Gradle's drunk, IntelliJ's screaming: "HEY, INSTALL MORE JUNK!" [Verse 1] Java 6 is hiding under my bed, Java 9's in the fridge with some moldy bread. Java 14's just taking a nap, While Java 21 stole my credit card app! [Chorus] Download another one! (SO MUCH FUN!) My SSD's done! (SO MUCH FUN!) JVM roulette! (SO MUCH FUN!) Do I need this set?! (SO MUCH FUN!) [Verse 2] JAVA_HOME points straight to hell, The PATH's a labyrinth I can't even spell. Compile it once, it fails, I grin-- Guess I'll just install Java again! [Chorus] Install the LTS! (SO MUCH FUN!) Just ignore the mess! (SO MUCH FUN!) IntelliJ don't care! (SO MUCH FUN!) JDKs everywhere! (SO MUCH FUN!) [Bridge] Jar files breeding in the night, Classpaths screaming, "THIS AIN'T RIGHT!" License prompts like whack-a-mole, Every click drains a piece of my soul! [Breakdown] Java 8 won't die! (HEY!) Java 10 said bye! (HEY!) Java 12's in jail! (HEY!) Java 19 just failed! (HEY!) [Final Chorus - Slow call and response] SO MUCH FUN! - I can't uninstall! SO MUCH FUN! - There's no end at all! SO MUCH FUN! - IntelliJ's my mate! SO MUCH FUN! - 'Til the update's late! [Outro] A billion Javas in a digital zoo… But damn it IntelliJ, I still love you!
