La-la-la-la, lose our light… Your ex just slid in my DMs with the sunset filter Told him the view’s better from the blocked list, killer Posted my coffee, he liked it in 0.2 Guess heartbreak comes with a double-tap reflex too Mine sent a voice note, three minutes of “I miss your vibe” Forwarded it straight to the girls with the laughing-cry tribe He saw the bubbles, panicked, unsent Too late, baby, the internet’s permanent We don’t do tears, we do exposure Your secrets look cute in my close-friends folder Double tap revenge, make him watch us glow Heart him then hide him from the story, nice and slow We level up in designer he can’t spell Living our best life on the feed where he fell La-la, lose our number, la-la, lose our light We only keep the screenshots, everything else goodnight Block-block-block, bye-bye-bye Saw me at the party in the dress he said was “too much” Now he’s staring like Wi-Fi that can’t reconnect Danced with his best friend just to update the cache Petty? Maybe. Effective? Facts. Mine tried the “happy birthday” text three months late Left him on read, let the confetti animate Watched his profile go private by sunrise Sorry king, the queen already archived your demise We don’t do tears, we do exposure Your secrets look cute in my close-friends folder Double tap revenge (revenge!) make him watch us glow Heart him then hide him (hide him!) nice and slow … everything else goodnight (goodnight!) He said “you’re obsessed” We said “no, we’re obsessed with winning” Difference! Double tap revenge, now he double-texts in vain We’re busy getting booked for the trips he couldn’t name Glow too bright, he needs sunglasses Two girls, one timeline, zero access La-la, lose our number, la-la, lose our light We upgraded the vibe and left him on the other side Post the selfie Tag no one Bye! 💋 This one is built to go viral in 15-second clips. Hand it to any producer and watch it cook.
