[Intro] Red dot spotted Target locked Meow [Chorus] Laser pointer, red light moving Left-right-left, got the whole cat grooving Wall to the floor, now the target is cruising I know it's a trick but I'm still not losing Laser pointer, fast little spark Chase that dot from the couch to the dark One more flash and I'm ready to start Tiny red target got control of my heart [Verse 1] Saw it on the carpet, jumped in quick Gone in a second, that's a dirty trick Back on the wall at impossible height I calculate angles then launch in flight Land on the pillow, spin around twice Eyes locked in, precision like ice Human laughing, moving that beam This is serious work, not a silly little game [Pre-Chorus] Hold it still, let me catch that glow Wait—there it is, now watch me go Under the chair, up the stairs Red dot vanished into thin air [Chorus] Laser pointer, red light moving Left-right-left, got the whole cat grooving Wall to the floor, now the target is cruising I know it's a trick but I'm still not losing Laser pointer, fast little spark Chase that dot from the couch to the dark One more flash and I'm ready to start Tiny red target got control of my heart [Verse 2] Kitchen tile turns to a racing lane Dot hits the fridge, then it's gone again Circle the table, slide and brake One little flick and the whole room shakes Finally stop with my paw on red Look down once and the light has fled Stare at the human like, explain this crime Then sit real still till the next red sign [Bridge] Target acquired, target gone This little battle goes on and on I may never catch it, still I pursue Because a cat with a mission got work to do [Final Chorus] Laser pointer, red light moving Left-right-left, got the whole cat grooving Wall to the floor, now the target is cruising I know it's a trick but I'm still not losing Laser pointer, fast little spark Chase that dot from the couch to the dark One more flash and I'm ready to start Tiny red target got control of my heart [Outro] Where'd it go? Meow
