🎵 “Trash Hearts and Tail Lights”

[Verse 1] Met her by the Waffle House, Midnight glow and a mouth full o’ fries, Eyes like spilled root beer on pavement, She stole my heart and half my supplies. [Verse 2] She had rings ‘round her eyes like a bandit, A tail with a swagger so bold, We shared stale pie and moonlight sighs, And cuddled under cardboard gold. [Chorus] Oh, Rhonda, raccoon of my soul, Why’d you ride off in that shopping cart, rollin’ alone? You left me with nothin’ but fleas and regret, And a bite mark tattoo I can’t forget. [Verse 3] We danced through alleys, we dined on dreams, In the back of a KFC, But love turned sour with a hiss and a growl, She ghosted me by the Walgreens marquee. [Bridge] Now I howl by the dumpsters, serenade the flies, I sniff at old napkins and wipe my eyes. If heartbreak had whiskers, I’d be its king— I lost my queen of trash and spring. [Final Chorus] Oh, Rhonda, raccoon with the sass, You left skid marks on my heart and my trash. Now it’s just me, Craig, with a soda can drum, Still singin’ to tail lights that’ll never come. [Outro – spoken, whispered] (Ohhh Rhonda… come back… I got new rotisserie bones…)