Shwoodcore - The Deadliest Clowns Alive

Chlwah! i bring to you this forbiden and secret fighting arts i m the grand master of all fisting arts i wont the world over fighting i beat them all Frank Dux (he won !) Ashida Kim (ninja stealth attack !) Count Dante (forfeit due to cancer) judo, boxing, wrestling, Karate, Gun Fu, Aikido Kung Fu. all mastered in death matches (insta gigs) i represent the Black Clown Fisting Society Clown Jistu, the most terrifying fisting art known to punk without equal (no retreat no surrender !) Maiming Mutalating Disfiguring (so long my modeling career) Paralyzing Crippling (they are all holding you back) i m the expert of Kam Mid the poison something something with only finger tips pressure murderous poison fisting ! witness the deadliest punk who ever lived the clown prince of death matches i break brick guaranteed no exageration no trick or gimmick nothing in the hands nothing in the sleeves no tools no brace just sheer will and fisting the brick is gone my art is concidered as evil (evil) and cruel (goodbye cruel world) lethally savage rippgin tearing slashing clawing gouging this is the poison fisting (in your face !) i can touch the nerve centers pressure points major blood vessels vital orgasms i can dim mak you into a fisting arts master guarantee my method of madness is deadlier to any other Don't be fooled and fouled by phonies and phones knock out masked marvels Dagon masters (all hail !) Never walk in fear again train yourself to be your own master ! (master ! master !) The poison fisting ! (oh i got it s a spoof) that was cringe ! Chlwah !