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Sunday morning at the grocery store
Twelve items or fewer on register four
I just came for eggs and a loaf of bread
Now the machine is calling for my head
I swiped the barcode right across the glass
Trying to get moving before morning pass
I set the plastic carton on the metal tray
The computerized voice had a lot to say
(UNKNOWN ITEM DETECTED. CALLING SUPERVISOR)
(It's rye bread! How is bread an unknown object?!)
The line behind me started letting out a sigh
A man with frozen waffles looking in my eye

The red alarm is flashing on the metal pole
This checkout robot trying to take my soul

Bagging area, please calm down (Please calm down)
Whole supermarket turning round (Turning round)
Bagging area, take my card (Take my card)
Why you gotta make the morning hard? (So hard)
Unexpected item on the plate (On the plate)
Now the whole neighborhood has got to wait (Got to wait)

I hit the cancel button with an angry fist
The screen froze up and gave a longer list
It asked me if I had a digital club card
I told the screen that living shouldn't be this hard
I stuck the credit card inside the little slot
(CARD CHIP ERROR. REMOVE CARD AND INSERT AGAIN)
(I INSERTED IT FOUR TIMES!)
Security is walking from the flower aisle
Staring at my shopping with a suspicious smile
(Code nine at self-checkout. We got a rogue citrus)
(I PAID FOR THE LEMON! LOOK AT THE SCREEN!)

The red alarm is flashing on the metal pole
This checkout robot trying to take my soul

(Leave the groceries. Run for the parking lot.)

(THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY)
(Never coming back here again...)

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(Please place item in the bagging area) (UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA! REMOVE ITEM BEFORE CONTINUING!) (It's a lemon. I just scanned the lemon!) (ITEM REMOVED FROM BAGGING AREA! PLEASE RETURN ITEM TO BAGGING AREA!) (ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!) (HELP IS ON THE WAY) Sunday morning at the grocery store Twelve items or fewer on register four I just came for eggs and a loaf of bread Now the machine is calling for my head I swiped the barcode right across the glass Trying to get moving before morning pass I set the plastic carton on the metal tray The computerized voice had a lot to say (UNKNOWN ITEM DETECTED. CALLING SUPERVISOR) (It's rye bread! How is bread an unknown object?!) The line behind me started letting out a sigh A man with frozen waffles looking in my eye The red alarm is flashing on the metal pole This checkout robot trying to take my soul Bagging area, please calm down (Please calm down) Whole supermarket turning round (Turning round) Bagging area, take my card (Take my card) Why you gotta make the morning hard? (So hard) Unexpected item on the plate (On the plate) Now the whole neighborhood has got to wait (Got to wait) I hit the cancel button with an angry fist The screen froze up and gave a longer list It asked me if I had a digital club card I told the screen that living shouldn't be this hard I stuck the credit card inside the little slot (CARD CHIP ERROR. REMOVE CARD AND INSERT AGAIN) (I INSERTED IT FOUR TIMES!) Security is walking from the flower aisle Staring at my shopping with a suspicious smile (Code nine at self-checkout. We got a rogue citrus) (I PAID FOR THE LEMON! LOOK AT THE SCREEN!) The red alarm is flashing on the metal pole This checkout robot trying to take my soul Bagging area, please calm down (Please calm down) Whole supermarket turning round (Turning round) Bagging area, take my card (Take my card) Why you gotta make the morning hard? (So hard) Unexpected item on the plate (On the plate) Now the whole neighborhood has got to wait (Got to wait) (Leave the groceries. Run for the parking lot.) Bagging area, please calm down (Please calm down) Whole supermarket turning round (Turning round) Bagging area, take my card (Take my card) Why you gotta make the morning hard? (So hard) Unexpected item on the plate (On the plate) Now the whole neighborhood has got to wait (Got to wait) (THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY) (Never coming back here again...)

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