Please don't be alarmed This is perfectly normal He avoids the daylight Not for drama Just preference, curtains closed, skin immaculate Garlic is inefficient Mirrors are optional There's a vampire in the basement reading quietly Drinking something labeled not for guests There's a vampire in the basement very well dressed Immortality handled responsibly He files things alphabetically Sleeps upside down by choice Eternal life is manageable If you lower your voice Fear is irrational, etiquette is not There's a vampire in the basement minding his own time Centuries pass better with a plan There's a vampire in the basement doing just fine Eternal life with a timetable No need to worry He's fed
