Shaved & Played, Still Betrayed

[Intro] Wake up, it’s time – gotta glow, gotta shine Scrub, shave, buff – make sure it’s enough Tonight’s the night, I got no doubt Pulled out the wax, pulled all the stops out [Verse 1 ] Shaved my legs—twice—just to be sure Polished my nails ‘til they shine like Dior Lashes curled, skin feels tight Can’t eat a thing—need to fit in this white Lipstick, contour, highlight supreme Got my hair like a Hollywood dream Red-hot heels—gonna break my spine But if I trip, I’ll just say it’s fine [Pre-Chorus ] Does he like curls or a slick-back look? Should I wear red or go full notebook? Is this dress too much or not enough? Oh god—I think I’m gonna throw up! [Chorus ] I shaved, I played, still got played! Did my best, but plans got slayed! I’m flawless, I’m fine, but love’s a charade Cuz here I am—dressed up, betrayed! [Verse 2 ] Texted “I can’t wait, my love”—left on read Did my full routine—he just rolls out of bed Spent three hours choosing my shade He still thinks my lips are the same as yesterday’s! And my skin—so smooth it could break the law Yet somehow I still feel like a hedgehog He touches my thigh, calls it divine But my brain just screams: “IT’S LIKE SANDPAPER, DON’T LIE!” [Pre-Chorus 2] What if I did all this for nothing? What if he just wants me in sweatpants and stuffing? What if romance is a lie? Oh sh*t—is he bringing me frozen fries?! [Chorus] I shaved, I played, still got played! Did my best, but plans got slayed! I’m flawless, I’m fine, but love’s a charade Cuz here I am—dressed up, betrayed! [Bridge] I plucked my brows into a shape of art Yet he just said ‘babe, wanna hit Walmart?’ [Silence | Sound:] Screw it—next year, I’m wearing sweats [Final] I shaved, I played, still got played! Next year, babe—you’ll be afraid! Sweatpants, no lashes, no more charade This time, love? I’M GETTING PAID! [Outro ] Your order of revenge pizza has arrived