(Verse 1) Hunter was a regular kid, more or less, Except for his room—what a Bigfoot mess! Posters on the ceiling, socks with toes that roar, Bigfoot plushies piled six feet from the floor. He read every book and he knew every fact, Like “Bigfoot’s got stealth” and “Bigfoot’s got tact!” He’d lecture the class, “He’s not just a myth!” Till they rolled their eyes and said, “What is this?” (Pre-Chorus) “Dude, chill out,” they’d laugh and tease, “Bigfoot’s fake, go climb some trees!” But Hunter just smiled, unfazed and proud— He whispered, “He’s real,” and said it out loud. (Chorus) Bigfoot is my whole entire life! I dream of Bigfoot dancing with a fife! From breakfast toast to bedtime light, I’m thinking ’bout Bigfoot every night! They can giggle, they can joke and scoff, But I won’t let this obsession fall off— ’Cause deep in the woods, past worry and strife… Bigfoot is my whole entire life! (Verse 2) At lunch he’d sit with his Bigfoot tray, A cryptid sandwich, sasquatch soufflé. He wore fur boots in the middle of May, And howled at the sky in a Bigfoot way. He'd get strange looks and whispers galore, “Hunter's weird!” “Lock your back door!” But he didn’t care, not even a bit— Until one day, he met… Charlotte the cryptid-obsessed misfit! (Bridge) She had Mothman pins and a Nessie shirt, Said, “Bigfoot rocks!” and he dropped his dessert. She’d read the books—even the rare one! And she believed his campfire run! “Wait, you saw him?” she gasped in awe, “I did!” said Hunter, “He had MASSIVE paws!” And just like that, the world turned bright, Two cryptid nerds in matching delight. (Final Chorus) Bigfoot is OUR whole entire thing! We even made a Bigfoot puppet sing! We hike and hunt and draw him too, And argue if his fur is brown or blue. Let them laugh, we’ll wave and grin, ’Cause having a friend is the ultimate win! Now the woods don’t feel so lonely at night… When Bigfoot is your whole entire life! (Outro – silly chant style) B-I-G to the F-double-O-T, If you don’t believe, don’t mess with me! He’s tall, he’s fuzzy, he’s full of might— And one day we’ll find him… maybe… tonight! 🎵
