Verse 1 Pass the plate, pile it high, Stuff the bird ‘til it can’t fly, Grandma’s laughing, Uncle’s lit, We’re all pretending we can quit. Three birds deep in a gravy sea, Mashed potato monarchy, Cranberry crown on the kingdom’s head, Feast like kings ‘til the kingdom’s dead. Chorus We’re the Turducken Nation, Layered in temptation, Feeding on the legend ‘til the legend’s gone. Raise a toast to the hunger, We’re pulling it under, And we’ll eat ‘til the daylight’s done. Verse 2 Pilgrim bones under frosted ground, Dream of tables all year round, From a scrap of bread to a twenty-pound bird, We forgot the meaning, but we kept the word. Black Friday’s knocking at the kitchen door, Shove in one more bite before we hit the store, Blood sugar high and the lights turned low, Tell me, brother, how far can we go? Chorus We’re the Turducken Nation, Layered in temptation, Feeding on the legend ‘til the legend’s gone. Raise a toast to the hunger, We’re pulling it under, And we’ll eat ‘til the daylight’s done. Bridge Turkey, duck, chicken in a holy chain, Can’t stop the stuffing running through our veins, We were born to consume, now the table’s the tomb, And the fork is the flag we raise. Final Chorus / Outro We’re the Turducken Nation, Gluttony’s salvation, Feeding on the legend ‘til the legend’s gone. Raise a toast to the hunger, We’re pulling it under, And we’ll eat ‘til the daylight’s done… Yeah, we’ll eat ‘til the daylight’s done.
