Saw an old lady running down the street Had a cute on her back, jump boots on her feet Said, “Hey old lady where you goin’ to?” She said “US Army Airborne School” “Whatcha gonno do when you get there?” “Jump from a plane, float through the air” I said “Hey old lady ain’t you been told? Airborne School’s for the young and the bold” She said “Hey young punk who you talkin’ to? I’m an instructor at the Airborne School” Saw an old lady marching down the road Had a knife in her hand and a 90lb load Said, “Hey old lady where you goin’ to?” She said “US Army Ranger School” “Whatcha gonna do when you get there?” “Jump and swim and kill without care” I said “Hey old lady ain’t you been told? Ranger School’s for the young and the bold” She said “Hey young punk who you talkin’ to? I’m an instructor at the Ranger School” Saw on old lady running down the track Had fins on her feet and a tank on her back Said, “Hey old lady where you goin’ to?” She said “US Army scuba School” “Whatcha gonno do when you get there?” “Swim under water and never breathe air” I said, “Hey old lady ain’t you been told? Scuba School’s for the young and the bold” She said “Hey young punk who you talkin’ to? I’m an instructor at the Scuba School”
