[Music Video: https://youtu.be/EW5p8MGgiEA ] [Spoken Intro - spoken word, deadpan, over sparse quirky synth pulse, no drums yet] They keep talkin' about the divide. Rich get richer, everybody else just rides. Well, I read the numbers, I read the room — I didn't wait around to see how it'd bloom. I saw the torches comin' before they lit the match. So I packed my bags and I built myself a hatch. [Intro riff kicks in - twangy surf guitar, quirky synth blips, someone yelps "Hey now!"] [Verse 1 - Fred-style deadpan spoken-sung] Well I packed up my clubs and I left Sun City (Sun City!) Movin' on up to someplace pretty (Someplace pretty!) Got a golf course with a nineteenth hole Doubles as a bunker, doubles as a foxhole! [Backing vocals - bright, chirpy] Gun City! Gun City! Come on down to Gun City! [Verse 2] Natural springs and a pickleball court (Pickleball!) Guard tower dressed like a gazebo, sport (Gazebo!) Freeze-dried filet, twenty year shelf life Tuck it next to the ammunition, honey, that's the life! [Chorus - big, campy, layered call-and-response] GUN CITY! (Gun City!) Where the sand traps double as a moat! GUN CITY! (Gun City!) Drone-proof netting, HOA note! GUN CITY! (Gun City!) Come on baby don't be shy — GUN CITY! Wave to the neighbors, then say goodbye! [Breakdown - quirky, sparse, just bass and quacky synth] (spoken, deadpan) Concierge at the checkpoint... Yoga at six... Small arms at eight... Happy hour ends at lockdown gate! [Backing vocals, sing-song] Lockdown gate! Lockdown gate! Ooooh, lockdown gate! [Verse 3] Golf cart's got a gun rack, ain't that neat (Ain't that neat!) Clubhouse runs on natural gas, can't be beat (Can't be beat!) When the grid goes dark we'll raise a glass Solar panels, springhouse, tuscan-style blast class! [Chorus] GUN CITY! (Gun City!) Where the sand traps double as a moat! GUN CITY! (Gun City!) Drone-proof netting, HOA note! GUN CITY! (Gun City!) Come on baby don't be shy — GUN CITY! Wave to the neighbors, then say goodbye! [NEW Bridge - shouted, party chant, HOA dinner reveal] Once a year we throw a little soirée (Little soirée!) Million bucks a plate, guess who's gonna stay? (Guess who!) Big Don himself flies in on the chopper Toasts to the wall and the border-stopper! Steaks are gold-leaf, wine's from '45 Everybody clappin' just to stay alive! [Big group chant, B-52's style] Gun City, Gun City, everybody now! Gun City, Gun City, tell me how! Gun City, Gun City, don't be late — Gun City, Gun City, lockdown gate! [Final Chorus - full party, everyone shouting] GUN CITY! (Gun City!) Where the sand traps double as a moat! GUN CITY! (Gun City!) Drone-proof netting, HOA note! GUN CITY! (Gun City!) Come on baby don't be shy — GUN CITY! Wave to the neighbors, then say goodbye! [Outro - fading chant, guitar twangs out] Gun City... Gun City... (Financing available!) Gun City... Gun City... (Ammo not included!) Gun City... Gun City... (Dinner's a million a plate!) Gun City!
