I really hate my job it's a pain in the ass, birthday parties parents put me on blast, got half a mind to whoop your childs ass, he's tugging on my suit better come and get em fast, I work at Chuck-E-Cheese as a mascot(mascot)rather be an agent in an ascot (ascot) careful with that pizza cause it's real hot (real hot)and I down a a fifth of vodka in one shot (one shot). Got a robot band and they are way cool, try and pull some shit and they will shoot you, I will run up on you quick and steal your gold tooth, The ball pit is really dirty so don't play there, there's germs and rotting food it's not a daycare, our furniture is cheap it's made by Wayfair, and our pizza really sucks it's full of pube hairs. take your daughter to the bathroom when no one's looking, show her my pepperoni, look what Chuckies cooking, get arrested after in the counties booking, catch a couple charges for some pedo ring thing. [Chours]My patients running thin so don't test me(test me) got another job as Elvis Presley (Presley) gotta make that money on the spreadsheet (spreadsheet) walk around town in my bare feet (bare feet). Trade in your tickets for some bull shit toys. You'll never get top shelf that some fake ass noise, don't worry bout your son I'm not into boys, I like to hear Hopsin it's my rap of choice, I'll steal your visa card when you're not looking max it out on porno till my balls start cooking, get raided by the feds when they get an inkling this suit smells like puke and yes sir I've been drinking. Work a couple hours cause I feel like shit , plus all your kids are screaming I can't handle this, I'm sweating in my costume like a turnt up bitch, I'll fuck yo mama in bathroom with my Chucky Stick. [Chours]My patients running thin so don't test me(test me) got another job as Elvis Presley (Presley) gotta make that money on the spreadsheet (spreadsheet) walk around town in my bare feet (bare feet).
