[Verse 1] I matched with a poltergeist last night, He said, “You look dead inside — just my type.” Left swipe on a banshee, too much scream, Guess eternal love’s still just a dream. --- [Pre-Chorus] Who needs closure when you’re see-through? I still haunt the chat like I used to. Your read receipts — my Ouija board, Typing… typing… oh, Lord. --- [Chorus] Welcome to Dating Apps for Ghosts, Where love is a glitch and no one posts. We don’t fade, we just drift slow — Haunting hearts you’ll never know. --- [Verse 2] A zombie said he liked my vibe, But he ghosted me — surprise, surprise. Cupid’s arrow missed my tomb, I’m just doomscrolling from the gloom. --- [Bridge] Phantoms flirting in the feed, Dead emotions still have needs. Left in drafts for centuries — Swipe right on eternity. --- [Final Chorus] Welcome to Dating Apps for Ghosts, Where love uploads but never grows. If heartbreak’s viral, I’m the host — Welcome home, you’re just like most.
