"welcome back" "excellent job" "you got it" "go gurl" エブリーバーディー ジョインザロービー (Woo hoo!) Weパリ gonna party! (Yeah!) if you wanna ステップアップトゥーミー c’mon baby, レッツWiiパーティー waggle to the left (uh huh) twist it to the right (yeah baby!) シャカシャカしよう both handsで 雑魚を掴んで 頭突きして テーブルでドリブル
現実逃避してたら ランプにぶつける (Oh my!) Br33zy, is that thing supposed to be me?
 Are you the guilty party who designed my Mii?
 ユニブロウにヒゲに  鼻がめっちゃデカい
 勝手に作るなんて  もうダサすぎない? じゃあさ お前のも見てみようよ
 なんで美人? しかも大和撫子!?
 ずるいけど ボウリングでターキー
 勝ったから 天罰代わりにもうチャラ
 今度は make me pretty! 
or maybe like a pony!! everything is ノリノリ Um Jenny? (Yeah?) Did you collect the stars? (Maybe I did...) The ones I couldn’t reach?
 In the hidden galaxy? (You had to collect all the red coins) While I was chilling at the beach?
 You know I told you
 I explained quite explicitly
 I want to do it on my own
 Since when does Br33zy need to cheat? (...いつもじゃん.) エブリーバーディー ジョインザロービー Weパリ gonna party! if you wanna ゲットダウンウィスミー c’mon baby, レッツWiiパーティー waggle to the left twist it to the right シャカシャカしよう 
we’re going オールナイト 間違ってグループチャットに 
送信したロングメッセージ
 今夜 午後八時
 みんなでレッツWiiパーティー んで あたしの六畳1DKに
 びっくりさせに来た
招待客名簿のVIP 東大を休学してる お兄さんと
彼の元カノ 
ロリータファッション命の妹と
 バンドやってるその彼氏 高校以来会ってない 
元・同じ放送部の
なんとかタナハシ? あとはお母さん
お父さん 
その新しい奥さん
 おじさん おばさん ってやばい
サナちゃんって呼ばないとキレる
 それに従兄弟と
NHKの集金人 隣のトトロ
……いや
あれはなし 今週がんばったから
 ちょっと体重を計りましょう
うふ OOF! あれ?
「うっ」って何?
今なんて言ったの
このプラスチックめ? もう一回言ってごらん
こら
 叩き潰してやるから
 このドアホボード ジェニー 落ち着いて 
それはレディーが使う言葉じゃなくて
 ゆっくり深呼吸して
スーハー ほら
上手にできたじゃない? パーティーに戻りましょう? エブリーバーディー
 おやすみ。 今日もたくさん遊んだので 
Weパリは sleepy sleepy 明日またこっちに来てよ 次回は絶対あたしの勝ち "thanks for coming" 「コートを 忘れないで」 "is this your komodo dragon?" "who brought that to a party!?" "it's mine now!!" "Br33zy、ダメ」 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "welcome back" "excellent job" "you got it" "go gurl" Everybody! Join the lobby! (Woo hoo!) We Pari, gonna party! (Yeah!) If you wanna step up to me, c’mon baby, let’s Wii Party. Waggle to the left, (uh huh) twist it to the right, (yeah baby!) let’s shake it around. Grab the low level thugs with both hands, give 'em a headbutt, dribble them on the table, and while you’re escaping reality, smack straight into the lamp. (Oh my!) Br33zy, is that thing supposed to be me? Are you the guilty party who designed my Mii? A unibrow, a beard, and my nose is ridiculously huge? You made me like this without asking? That's so unbelievably lame? Well then, let’s see your Mii. Why are you gorgeous? And a perfect traditional Japanese beauty, too!? Totally unfair—but I did get a turkey in bowling, so since I won, we’ll call that your divine punishment and let it slide. Next time, make me pretty! Or maybe like a pony!! Everything’s a vibe. Um, Jenny? (Yeah?) Did you collect the stars? (Maybe I did...) The ones I couldn’t reach? In the hidden galaxy? (You had to collect all the red coins.) While I was chilling at the beach? You know I told you... I explained quite explicitly. I want to do it on my own. Since when does Br33zy need to cheat? (...Always.) Everybody! Join the lobby! We Pari, gonna party! If you wanna get down with me, c’mon baby, let’s Wii Party. Waggle to the left, twist it to the right, let’s shake it around—we’re going all night. I accidentally sent a ridiculously long message to the group chat. Tonight at 8 PM: everybody, let’s Wii Party. So then, to my tiny six-tatami 1DK (one dining kitchen) apartment, the surprise guest list showed up: My older brother taking a leave from the University of Tokyo; his ex-girlfriend; my little sister who’s absolutely obsessed with Lolita fashion; her boyfriend who’s in a band; that… uh… Tanahashi-something guy from the broadcasting club who I haven’t seen since high school; my mom; my dad; his new wife; my uncle; my aunt—oh crap, she gets mad if you don’t call her “Sana-chan”; my cousin; the NHK license collector; My Neighbor Totoro… …No. Not that one. I worked really hard this week, so let’s check my weight. Hehe. OOF! Huh? What do you mean, “oof”? What did you just say, you stupid piece of plastic? Say it again. Go ahead. I’ll smash you into pieces, you dumb balance board Jenny, calm down. Those aren’t words a lady should use. Take a slow, deep breath. In… out… See? You did great, didn’t you? Now… shall we get back to the party? Everybody… good night. We played so much today, We Pari is sleepy, sleepy. Come visit us again tomorrow. Next time, victory shall be mine. "thanks for coming" "don't forget your coat" "is this your Komodo dragon?" "who brought that to a party!?" "it's mine now!!" "Br33zy, no."