Goblin Egg Funk

/******************** The Chickens made me do it ;-) plushy eggplant goblin and chicken character credits (and theme) go to @undeadchickens and @lilchickn *******************/ [plushy eggplant goblin bum crack dark outlaw funk] [ single vocal expression] [raw vocal] [tempo is slow, - dictated by the duration of the vocal sustain] [solo male vocal performance featuring a sustained] [ high-pitched, and strained vocalization] [characterized] [ vocal operates in a high register] [drift phonk] [The vocal begins at a moderate volume and gradually increases in intensity and volume] [no harmonic context] [production is dry] [no apparent effects such as reverb or delay] [Intro] Got a skillet on the fire Bandit apron Covered in grime Outlaw breakfast empire Serve it hot Serve it crime Crack one egg with a dagger Drop the [Chorus] Scramble it up (hey!) Scramble it wild Dirty little diner For the wrong kind of child From the far[Chorus] Scramble it up (yeah!) Scramble it strange (Scramble it, scramble it) [Verse 2] Stir three eggs with a crowbar Splash of milk from a cursed old cow Stir ‘til it looks like a gold star Flip it quick Take a bow Add some spice from a tin can Label peeled off years ago If your tongue starts seein’ visions That’s the flavor Let it flow [Chorus] Scramble it up (yeah!) Scramble it strange If it twitches on the plate That’s just part of the range From the farm From the grave From the coop in the back I’m the plushy eggplant goblin With the bum crack funk attack [Bridge] Zombie chickens in the moonlight Wobblin’ ‘round my shack (cluck!) Peckin’ at the doors like bar fights Feathers glowin’ sickly black I charm ‘em with a hip shake Slide ‘em to the chopping block Eggs roll out like a jailbreak Yolk drip-drip on my sock (ugh) [Chorus] Scramble it up (hey!) Scramble it wrong Breakfast for the wicked Sing that skillet song From the farm From the grave From the coop in the back I’m the plushy eggplant goblin With the bum crack funk attack Scramble it up (woo!) Scramble it mean If your plate starts laughin’ You just joined my team