[INTRO — WHISPERED / RADIO VOICE] They said the bass couldn't get any lower. So... I dug. [LOW RUMBLE] I found something. [WHISPER] It was hungry. [BUILD] UH-OH. [DROP] BASS GOBLIN! BWAAAH—BWAAAH—BWAAAAH! GET LOW! GET LOW! GET LOW! [VERSE 1] Little green menace with a speaker on his back Sixteen subwoofers hanging from a rusty shopping rack He don't want money, he don't want fame He just wants the fattest bass inside the human brain He crawled from underneath the floor at quarter after three Looked at the DJ and said, “Give that shit to me” DJ hit the button, whole damn ceiling disappeared Goblin started laughing— Everybody cheered! [PRE-DROP] Wait... Wait... WAIT— WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? [DROP] GRRRAAAAH! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! SCRAPE— BWAAAH! BASS GOBLIN! HE'S IN THE SPEAKERS! HE'S IN THE WALL! HE'S IN YOUR— [GLITCH] —BRAIN! [CHORUS] GET LOW! GET LOW! LET THE BASS TAKE CONTROL! SHAKE THAT FLOOR! BREAK THAT DOOR! WE'RE NOT GOING HOME NO MORE! GET LOW! GET LOW! TILL THE WHOLE ROOM STARTS TO GLOW! IF THE BASS DON'T BITE— TURN IT UP! MAKE IT FIGHT! [DROP 2] BWOMP—BWOMP— YOINK! GRRRRRAAAH! WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB! HEY! HEY! HEY! DROP IT! [VERSE 2] Goblin found a microphone Goblin found a chair Goblin found a laser beam And threw it through the air He said, “I got one question— Who brought the fucking bass?” The crowd went— [CHANT] BASS! BASS! BASS! BASS! [BUILD] The goblin smiled. The lights went red. The kick stopped. Everything went— [COMPLETE SILENCE] ... BOOM. [DROP 3 — HEAVIER] BWA-BWA-BWA-BWAAAAAH! GRIND! WOBBLE! SCREEECH! BASS GOBLIN! KICK THE DOOR! BASS GOBLIN! GIVE ME MORE! BASS GOBLIN! LOSE YOUR MIND! WE JUST LEFT THE SPACE-TIME LINE! [BREAKDOWN] I think... we may have made a mistake. [PAUSE] ... Do it again. [FINAL BUILD] ONE! [HIT] TWO! [HIT] THREE! [HIT] FOUR! [EVERYTHING CUTS] ... GOBLIN. [FINAL DROP] BASS! GOBLIN! BASS! GOBLIN! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! RIP THE FABRIC OF REALITY! GRIND IT! BEND IT! SHAKE IT! BREAK IT! BWAAAH! BWAAAH! BWAAAAAAAAH! [FINAL CHANT] GET LOW! GET LOW! GET LOW! GET LOW! [LAST BASS HIT] ... [WHISPER] He's still down there.
