[Voice: Deep and masculine with a southern drawl] Verse 1: I was always that guy, you know the kind, totally unafraid to give a piece of my mind, Always thought , That I knew best, My big ole' Ford, was more Ford than the rest. I walked around, with my chest puffed out, I'm cock of the walk, never a doubt. I ignored her words, wouldn’t let ‘em in, Too scared to look beneath the skin. But one day she said, with a final plea. "Boy, look deep inside, or you're gonna lose me." She told me to axe you lies. I thought she was crazy, but I gave it a try. I think that day I learned to fly. Like a mystic guru, from days of old I reached around, inside my soul. pokin' proddin' tryin' to find, what she said I had, hid down inside. Then like the sun, through partin clouds, it dawned on me , what she was talkin' about. [Acoustic guitar country riffs] Chorus: The world became bright and new, I'm here to say, I learned the truth, that fateful day. I found my heart, my soul, my way, And I’m a better man today. I'm feeling happy now, and my chakras align, I searched inside and changed my mind. Because I touched myself. Oh I touched myself. Such a big surprise, opened my 3rd eyes when I touched myself! Verse 2: Used to think being tough meant keepin’ it cold, But she showed me love ain't about control. She said, "It’s time to stop hiding in pride, Reach deep down, see what ya find." At first I laughed, but then I saw, The truth was there behind my flaws. Now I’m hugging trees, I’m sayin’ please, I’ve learned the art of inner peace. Chorus: The world became bright and new, I'm here to say, I learned the truth, that fateful day. I found my heart, my soul, my way, And I’m a better man today. I'm feeling happy now, and my chakras align, I searched inside and changed my mind. Because I touched myself. Oh I touched myself. Such a big surprise, opened my 3rd eyes when I touched myself! Bridge: I used to be cold, used to be cruel, Now I’m the guy who breaks his own rule. I meditate, I talk it out, And now I’m better without a doubt. She said, "Boy, you’re more than your pride, Time to open up, stop tryin’ to hide." Verse 3: Now I’m cookin' meals, I’m patchin flaws Even made peace with my in-laws. She’s still beside me, and now I see, The man I am, the man I can be. And all it took was a change in view, To reach down there and touch what’s true. Chorus: The world became bright and new, I'm here to say, I learned the truth, that fateful day. I found my heart, my soul, my way, And I’m a better man today. I'm feeling happy now, and my chakras align, I searched inside and changed my mind. Because I touched myself. Oh I touched myself. Such a big surprise, opened my 3rd eyes when I touched myself! Outro: Yeah, I touched myself, now I confess, I found the secret to a life of happiness. You might think I'm crazy, or just a fool. but you can be this happy too. just touch yerself! oh,oh, everybody, touch yerself! oooooo just touch yerself.
